And, I am an equal opportunity breather, I don’t want to breathe on him either, so one would think he would be thankful! GROSS! Just got chills thinking about this topic again!
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I snorted when I read this. And then my husband laughed at me.
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not cool. let’s get techy with it now. i can’t be posting responses in multiple places for the same damn person, no matter how much i adore you.

c’mon now… that’s my rule.
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I agree with many of these although I have to say that butt floss and I have never really seen eye to eye.

Yet.
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1. I don’t really care how my sandwiches are made, but when putting food on a plate, under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should my food touch. If any food touches, it should be separated and not eaten. If eating something that has “juice” (ie cooked veggies, etc) a separate bowl should be used to prevent the juice from touching another food. To help avoid this problem, plates with dividers can be used (yes I have them and use them). Also food should be eaten one at a time, never mixing the food (rotating the plate in a clockwise fashion). Foods of the same color must not be near each other (with the exception of green food which there should be more of than white or yellow foods). Best ratio of food is this: 1 white, 1 yellow, 2-3 green. {yes, I’m aware this means I have food issues- get over it}

2. I don’t have a super strong opinion on toilet paper, but when I put it on, it goes over as well.

3. YES! YES! YES! My hair must be washed first. No matter what.

4. Toe nails must be painted but I could care less when I put new polish on.

5. YES!

6. I don’t share food unless I know you aren’t going to mix my food. If you don’t mix it then we’re ok with sharing food.

7. Dishes can wait. They aren’t that important. I have more.

8. Exactly. IT doesn’t matter where the clean clothes are- as long as they are clean.

9. There are two piles for laundry. Colors and whites. That is all. No special “dark colors” or anything. It’s Colors and whites. The End.

10. Children can choose their own clothes. I don’t care what the kids I watch or my nieces wear as long as they have clothes. They can choose- even if that means wearing a tu-tu, butterfly wings, and a feather boa.

11. A bagel is eaten with sunbutter on it. NOT toated.

12. Coffee is just that. coffee. Sugar and cream depending on how much I’ve had. No lattes, mochas, or any other fru-fru drink. Just coffee.

13. Iced tea should ALWAYS AND ONLY have sugar in it. There is NO OTHER way to drink it.

14. G-strings are ok

15. Dogs are the best cleaners ever. Or in my case, my cat who is just as good as a dog.

16. Don’t breathe in my face. otherwise, we’re ok. Don’t touch my shoulders though.

17. Wait, how is is that I ended on 16 points, when you ended with 17??

18. Twitter can solve most of the world’s problems if people would just ask. the right questions.

P.S. On my way to go & get some sweet tea-blame all the time I lived in the south, that stuff is addicting!
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